22 toukokuuta 2013

Chocolate contest

Driven to a quarrel of who can eat more sweets the fastest on their first encounter, Anna and Slava decided to have a contest.

Date: June 8th, 2009.

Object chosen: raisin Christmas dessert with cottage cheese flavor coated with milk chocolate.

Amount: 400 grams.

Maximum time: 10 minutes.


Taking an unexpectedly slow start because of the chewy structure
of the raisin desserts, contestant
s concentrated on their task studiously.

Because of high pressure and focus on task,
contestant
s' expressions grew manic during the fight.


In spite of the seriousness of the competition, atmosphere
in the contest hall stayed quite genial the whole time.
The piles of dessert wrappings are growing next to the contestant
s.

Cheek volume is an important factor in dessert eating.

This time it brought the hoped result:
Slava won the competitio
n by two pieces of dessert.
Time used: 9 minutes 8 seconds.

Anna congratulates the winner humbly, admitting her defeat.

Happy contestants pose to the camera.
However, dessert eating is not a harmless sport.
After-effe
cts can seem pleasant at first but may grow terrifying by time.

The first after effect: uncontrolled joy.

Second after-effect: irritation.

Third after-effect: aggression.

Fourth after-effect: slight sickness.

Fifth after-effect: passing out.

Experienced dessert consumers such as Anna and Slava are easily able
to continue enjoying their desserts already the next morning.
Persistent eating is necessary in order to keep in shape.

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